composure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-503QA6F08g&feature=channel_page

trusticles

trusticles

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!

Kitchenheimer's

January 10: Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!

aperceptie

"aperceptie"= stie cum sa declanseze reactiile, aducându-si astfel partenera pe culmile extazului.

christmas bogus

christmas bogus=Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.

merry textmas

merry textmas=The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings

hmm...been there, done that...only the initial-casual

sexting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

econnoisseur

One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.

sargasm

November 19: sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"


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ingenuu

INGÉNUU adj. candid, credul, inocent, naiv, neştiutor, (fig.) pur. (O fiinţă ~.)

presponse

October 27: Presponse

To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.


Wendy: So are you avail-
Jimmy: No. (Presponse)
Wendy: -ible Monday? (silence)
Wendy: Are you?

requestion

October 14: requestion
requesting something indirectly by way of a question note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious

"are those peanut m&m's?" (requestion)

"yes, would you like some?"

"yeah"

puny

puny
A
adjective
1
puny, runty, shrimpy

(used especially of persons) of inferior size
2
puny

inferior in strength or significance; "a puny physique"; "puny excuses"


sau


Adjectiv
1. slab, mic2. neânsemnat

gaybie

GAYBIE
the child of a gay couple. plain and simple.

"Have you had the chance to see Dan & Terry's gaybie? He is absolutely fabulous and cute as a button!"


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4th of July

fourth of july


The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

email bail

email bail

using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.
he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.

clark kent job

your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

what's your clark kent job?

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roll thick

To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a
large entourage.

Don't mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.

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Cinematard

One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.



Heather - "Hey Greta, wanna see that new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?
Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"


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